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About to Pop! - Pack of 6 Uninflated Balloons SKU: 62088 available quantity 1 £2.00 Helium for About to Pop balloons Does not require shipping available quantity 6 £6.00 Foil Balloon Weight - Multiple Colours Available Silver SKU: 19166 available quantity 2 £2.00 Baby Girl Helium Filled Balloon - Various Designs Gold Confetti SKU: 88004

Best things in life are furry - A6 Notebook by Dandelion Stationery

This small chopping board from Dandelion Stationery is decorated with a zen-looking brown bear touching its toes - and with a large glass of gin in front of the bear. The text on the front of the choppingboard reads "one hour of Pilates will increase your flexibility, loosen stiff joints and restore vitality......when you are short on time, one large Gin & Tonic can often have the same effect".

Pilates and gin - Mini Chopping Board from Dandelion Stationery

This small chopping board from Dandelion Stationery is decorated with a glass, filled with ice, mint and lemon slices, standing next to a bottle of gin. The text on the front of the choppingboard reads "18:00 I will abstain from alcohol today. 18:07: Dammit." The reverse side of the board has a repeating pattern of little gin bottles.

Abstain from Alcohol - Mini Chopping Board from Dandelion Stationery

This small chopping board from Dandelion Stationery is decorated with a glass of gin and tonic - complete with ice cubes and lime slices. The text on the front of the choppingboard reads "Gin & Tonic with a Slice of Lime. Does this count as one of your '5 a day?'" The reverse side of the board has a repeating pattern of gin and tonics.

5-a-day? - Mini Chopping Board from Dandelion Stationery

The label on this bar of soap reads "Gardener's Soap...an aromatic scent of seeds and bulbs and mixed with a hint of manure. A strong undertone of green fingers, dirty fingernails and muddy knees."

Gardener's Soap by Dandelion Stationery

The label on this bar of soap reads "Dad Bod Soap...the unique aroma of pizza, beer and Sky Sports."

Dad-Bod Soap by Dandelion Stationery

The label on this bar of soap reads "Hangover Soap - a unique essence of 'hair of the dog' combined with a strong aroma of a good fry up. A hint of Bloody Mary combined with the aromatic flavour of 'never again'."

Hangover Soap by Dandelion Stationery

This softbacked A6 lined notebook is decorated with a cute bunny rabbit holding a moka pot in one paw and a cup of coffee in the other. The caption on the front of the note book reads "Powered by caffeine.".

Powered by Caffeine - A6 Notebook

This softbacked A6 lined notebook is decorated with a brown bear in a woolly jumper holding a coffee cup in one hand and a bottle of gin in the other. The caption on the front of the note book reads "you have now reached the age where you will spend 50% of your day wondering if it's too late for coffee...and 50% deliberating if it's to early for alcohol...".

Coffee v Alcohol - A6 Notebook

The perfect little treat for a special dad, this coaster is decorated with cute dog holding a trophy and a sign that reads "officially the best". The caption on the coaster reads "Best Dad. Ever."

Best Dad. Ever! Drinks coaster

This small chopping board from Dandelion Stationery is decorated with a pair of delicious looking cocktails. The text on the front of the choppingboard reads "Age - Mid 20's: 6 Vodka Red Bull...up with no problems for a bottomless brunch with Mojitos. Age - Mid 30s and above: 2 Strawberry Daiquiris...useless for 48 hours". The reverse side of the board is decorated with a repeating pattern of daiquiris.

Two strawberry daiquiris - Mini Chopping Board from Dandelion Stationery

The label on this bar of soap reads "Student Soap...A strong aroma of late nights cramming for exams, mixed with overwhelming student debt."

Student Soap by Dandelion Stationery

Bitch button - A6 Notebook

Bitch button - A6 Notebook

This this softbacked A6 lined notebook is decorated with a cute sloth hanging from a tree branch. The caption on the front of the note book reads "not fast, not furious".

Not fast, not furious - A6 Notebook

Ideal for keeping notes on anything from workouts to recipes, this this softbacked A6 lined notebook is decorated with a brown bear wearing sweatbands and sports kit and holding cookies. The caption on the front of the note book reads "if you eat the cookies really fast, fitbit may think you are running...".

Cookies, fitbit, running - A6 Notebook

Perfect for keeping in a pocket or handbag, this softbacked A6 lined notebook is decorated with a zebra dressed in a wonder woman-style superhero costume. The text on the front of the note book reads "Supermum...like a normal Mum but better".

Supermum! - A6 Notebook