On the toilet - blank comedy card

This card from Woodmansterne's Natural Yoghurt range of funny greetings card features a pigeon heading into the bathroom wherein sits a statue. "If anyone wants me, I'm on the toilet!"

Natural Yoghurt is the brilliantly quirky greeting card range created by Lee Fearnley, a successful commercial illustrator and cartoonist. Known for his offbeat humour and sharp visual wit, Lee’s work has been featured in a wide variety of national magazines and publications. Each Natural Yoghurt card delivers a unique blend of clever captions, bold illustrations, and laugh-out-loud moments—perfect for birthdays, congratulations, or just brightening someone's day.