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Aged to Perfection - birthday card

Aged to Perfection - birthday card
Cheeky birthday card from Pigment Productions fun Happy Jackson card range, bursting with bright colours and cheeky captions. White text on a bright blue background reads "happy birthday with age comes WISDOM...And deafness. And unwanted nasal hair. And incontinence. Just saying..."

With age comes wisdom - Happy Jackson birthday card
This birthday card from the fun Happy Jackson card range, features bright backgrounds and contrasting text. White text in a bright blue speech bubble reads "You're not OLD! Oh no, wait...yes you are. Sorry about that."

You're not Old! Oh no, wait...yes you are - Happy Jackson birthday card
Lying about her age - Speed Bump card

Lying about her age - Speed Bump card
Keep the hip and replace the rest of you - funny greetings card

Keep the hip and replace the rest of you - funny greetings card
This funny anniversary card from Pigment Productions' Rib Tickler greetings card range is decorated with a colourised vintage photograph of an older couple sitting in deckchairs, fast asleep . The caption on the front of the card reads "Happy Anniversary to a couple who still know...how to have a good time!"

To a couple who still know how to have a good time - Anniversary card
This funny birthday card is decorated with a sketch of someone lying on their front. The caption on the front of the card reads "How to find out if you're old, Fall down... If people laugh, you're young...If people panic, You're old!"

How to find out if you're old... - Birthday card
This card is decorated with one of Track's Publishing's best known images - an elderly lady, gap-toothed in red clothing and heavy jewellery, smoking a cigar.

Aging Gracefully - blank greetings card
This funny birthday card is decorated with a smiling cartoon chicken jumping into the air. The caption on the front of the card reads “Happy Birthday to a spring chicken”.

Spring chicken - funny Birthday card
This blank card from Woodmansterne's Genius range is designed to look like an exam question - with a few differences! The exam question reads '8. Name four effects of ageing on the human body:' the exam-taker has written "Moaning, whinging, grumpiness and complaining" in blue handwriting.

Signs of ageing - blank card
Part of Alex Clark's "Little Seaside Sparkle" mini greetings card collection, finished with a dusting of glitter. This birthday card is decorated with a seagull in a headscarf carrying a handbag. Text on the front of the card reads "Happy Birthday old gull x"

Happy Birthday Old Gull - Alex Clark cards
This cheeky birthday card from Pigment Productions Fleet Street range, designed to look like a vintage newspaper called "Rather Rowdy Birthday Times", complete with a sepia-toned photograph of a couple sitting in matching rocking chairs, reading newspapers. The caption on the front of the card reads "Police called as wild celebrations get out of hand.. The place was literally rockin'"

Wild celebrations get out of hand - Birthday card
Pigment Rib Ticklers too old for a hoodie to young for a cardigan funny birthday card

Too Young for a Cardigan - birthday card
This cheeky 60th birthday card is decorated with embossed metallic gold text that reads "Happy Birthday...60...I'd demand a recount!" against a bright blue background.

Demand a recount - 60th Birthday card
Glasses of wine - humourous birthday card

Glasses of wine - humourous birthday card
Another year more fabulous - humourous birthday card

Another year more fabulous - humourous birthday card
This contemporary and humourous birthday card is split into two complimentary pink boxes, overlaid with gold text that reads "One year closer to…hot flushes and big knickers!"

Hot flushes and big knickers - birthday card
This birthday card from Pigment Productions Fleet Street range is designed to look like a vintage newspaper entitled "Birthday Surprise", complete with a sepia-toned photograph of a man prostrate in a hospital bed. The headlines on the front of the newspaper read "Man gets gas bill. 'You'll have to start producing your own', suggests Doc. 'He already does', says wife".

Man Gets Gas bill - Birthday card
This cheeky 50th birthday card is decorated with embossed metallic gold text that reads "Happy Birthday...50...Lucky for you vintage is in!" against a royal blue background.

Vintage is in - 50th Birthday card
The back of this tshirt features a retro red, white and black sign that reads "Aged to Perfection...Old Guys Rule". The front of the t-shirt has a the same design smaller over the left breast.

Aged to Perfection - Old Guys Rule T-shirt
Oh Yoga class? - humourous birthday card

Oh Yoga class? - humourous birthday card
I see old People... - funny birthday card

I see old People... - funny birthday card
Aging Gracefully 70 - birthday card

Aging Gracefully 70 - birthday card
This small chopping board from Dandelion Stationery is decorated with a pair of delicious looking cocktails. The text on the front of the choppingboard reads "Age - Mid 20's: 6 Vodka Red Bull...up with no problems for a bottomless brunch with Mojitos. Age - Mid 30s and above: 2 Strawberry Daiquiris...useless for 48 hours". The reverse side of the board is decorated with a repeating pattern of daiquiris.

Two strawberry daiquiris - Mini Chopping Board from Dandelion Stationery