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"Things that sound 'dirty' at Christmas but aren't...!" Christmas card

Emotional Rescue

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Greeting inside:














"I'm going to have a handful of 'nuts'

You've still got a bit on your chin!

How long will it take after you stick it in?

Fancy some stuffing?

If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!

Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside.

Would you like a bit of breast?

I hope his sack is bulging this year!

You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real.

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Don't you do a terrific spread.


Merry Christmas"

Size (height x width) 22.9cm x 12.5cm
Envelope included?: Yes
Large letter stamp required?: No

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